Totally Real Investigation Hoodie | funny conspiracy, stamped fact

Bold, mock-authoritative hoodie that riffs on low-stakes conspiracy humor with stamped labels and a playful investigator motif. The front artwork pairs a declarative banner and simple iconography—magnifying glass, coffee cup, clipboard—rendered in high-contrast, official-looking colors to sell the joke as a silly ‘exposé.’ Comfortable unisex cut and durable print techniques make it a wearable gag for casual settings and meme-sharing crowds.

Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric (medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd²)
- Without side seams (tubular knit)
- Drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket; classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG main prints; embroidery available on chest or wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean